15 Bizarre Things That You Can Actually Own

15 Bizarre Things That You Can Actually Own

If you’ve ever used Amazon, Ebay or any of their little brother and sisters, you know you can buy pretty much anything there. And by “anything” I mean any-thing. Someone even tried to sell their kidney for $5 million, for Pete’s sake! But that’s a story for another time. Some of the following items may look weird, awesome and even outright creepy, because we’re going to dive deep into the nether realms of internet shopping.

 

 

15) Freakishly looking squirrel feeder

Everyone loves these lil’ rodents with their cute tiny faces and playful bushy tails but how would you like a horse-headed squirrel? What a time to be alive!
Buy it here: http://mcphee.com/shop/horse-head-squirrel-feeder.html

 

 

14) Mini Bat-signal

When there’s something strange going on in the neighborhood, who’re you gonna call? Right you are – Batman! This geeky item would make a great (and rather cheap) present for any Batman fan out there.
Buy it here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ef78/

 

 

13) Barbarian Knight Beard Head

The title pretty much says it all but you can’t describe with words that awesome feeling of skiing/snowboarding/playing snowballs wearing your knitted armor with incredible cold resistant attributes. Ask your grandma to make you a knitted sword and shield and you’re good to go! Save the princess – save the world.
Buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GTK0OR4/

 

 

12) Rocket Skates

I don’t even know what to say here. World’s first electric rocket skates. How can you go wrong with that? The future is here. It’s not a hover board but it’s just as fun (and just as dangerous, probably).
Buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MB4VST0/

 

 

11) “Bunch O Balloons”

I honestly can’t think of any reason why this thing was invented other than to be a part of the world’s first semi-automatic water balloon gun. The project obviously flopped and the inventor was left with nothing but empty balloons, a water pipe and a curious mind. I bet that’s exactly how this neat device was created.
Buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00O853BEK/

 

 

10) Salami Notes

Better skip this one if you’re hungry because these fake salami slices look delicious! Now, imagine that your usual post-it notes are cheese and you have yourself a perfect sandwich combo. Dig in!
Buy it here: http://www.firebox.com/product/6291/Salami-Notes

 

 

9) Zombie Gnombie Statue

Are you a fan of the Walking Dead series? Then this item is a must-have for you! The walkers have infected even the garden gnomes and if you know anything about the Weeping Angels, you’d think twice before turning your back on these bad boys.
Buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FFG9XBG/

 

 

8) Bloody Bath Mat

How about a floor mat that makes you look like you’ve been taking blood baths? Sounds extremely normal, I know. While we’re at it, why don’t we get the whole set: mat, towel and a shower curtain. Set those up for your house guests and watch them flip out.
Buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/Merchandise-24-7-BLOODY-BATH/dp/B00CJBOS8S

 

 

7) Potty Piano

If you thought iPads and iPhones could keep you in the bathroom for hours, just wait till you try this thing! It even comes with a songbook, people, what are you waiting for? “Tinkle-tinkle, little star” ain’t gonna play itself.
Buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00SUZ181C/

 

 

6) Underwater Disco Lightshow

How to turn your boring everyday baths into a freaking light show? Fill the tub, turn off the lights and let the party begin! Best $10 you’ll ever spend. Oh, and don’t forget to play some psychedelic music while you’re at it.Buy it here: http://www.firebox.com/product/2031/Underwater-Disco-Lightshow

 

 

5) Manties

Oh boy, if you’ve always wanted to wear panties, this item is for you. No more stealing underwear from your girlfriend, no more creeping around the mall, no more hiding your bulge from the world! You can buy these Manties and feel just as silly as you’ll look!
Buy it here: http://www.firebox.com/product/7159/Manties-Mens-Lace-Boxers

 

 

4) Mini Rhino

All right, all right, you got me, it’s not an actual rhino. It’s just a statue but it still looks badass and pretty disturbing if you convince your friends it’s an actual stuffed baby rhino that you’ve hunted down on your last trip to Africa.
Buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00MNLXNAS/

 

 

3) Live Ladybugs

Fifteen hundred living, breathing and, probably, breeding ladybugs. Why? Because it’s science! Actually, that should’ve been “because it’s nature”, since ladybugs can clear your garden of those pesky aphids, mealy bugs, leaf hoppers and other plant eating worms. Ladybugs are like the garden police but they don’t arrest anyone, they just eat them. Metal AF.
Buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000MR6WRG/

 

 

2) Canned Unicorn Meat

Okay, here’s where things get really crazy. Let me try this for you first… Apparently unicorns didn’t go extinct, as we’ve all thought. Instead, they’re being bred somewhere in the Himalayas, where the Yetis shed their fur to make warm sweaters for baby dragons that live across the valley. Woah. And that’s only after 1 bite of this magical meat! Imagine what it’d look like after the whole can!
Buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/

 

 

1) Fart Pills

And today’s “Weirdest Sh#t” award goes to… Pills that make your farts smell like roses. This is not a joke. Scientists put their actual time and effort into making your farts smell nice. Has the technology gone too far? What’s next, pills that will make cat urine smell like bacon?

 

 

Actually, dear scientists, please get on that last one ASAP.
Sincerely,
Cat owners
Buy it here: http://www.pilulepet.com/en/

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