Usually when you hear “aliens”, you think of some nasty big-headed sectoids, or deadly xenomorphs, but that’s not always the case in Hollywood. A lot of times, to scratch their pervy itch, the producers and costume designers will go out of their way to portray a certain alien race as sexy nymphos, and I personally don’t mind. It’s not like they’re objectifying women, right? They’re supposed to be extraterrestrial beings after all! (It’s a perfect loophole, trust me.)
So now let’s count down the top 10 hottest aliens from movies and TV!
Gamora, «Guardians of the Galaxy»
Space assassin Gamora, played by Zoe Saldana, was adopted and trained by Thanos in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. But when her ‘daddy’ destroyed her entire race (Zehoberei), she knew what she had to do – kill that son of a bitch! So Gamora betrays Thanos and eventually joins Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) and becomes one of the Guardians of the Galaxy!
Celeste Martin, «My Stepmother Is An Alien»
Kim Basinger pretty much became a sex symbol when she got the role of Celeste in ‘My Stepmother Is An Alien’. It’s an old movie but the seductive blonde locks, lewd glares, and walking around the house in nipple-revealing clothes still make it an amazing adult comedy.
Princess Leia, “Star Wars Trilogy”
You know who Leia is and where she is from, so let’s just admire her stunning alien body for a while and move on to the next contestant!
Princess Neytiri, “Avatar”
This list would not be complete without “the blue Avatar chick”, whose actual name is Neytiri, and she’s a princess. Her blue highness is also portrayed by Zoe Saldana, BTW. Neytiri is a warrior that has a unique ability to connect with the planet, the animals, and even humans. By “connect” I obviously mean she can “have sex” with everything using her long blue appendage.
Kara Zor-El, “Supergirl”
Kara is Superman’s little cousin, who’s actually older than him, but not really (comic book stuff, y’know). She has all the same powers as the Man of Steel and is a hell of a bombshell. I’ll feature both the ’84 movie Supergirl and the 2015 TV Kara, because both of them will make you drool a little.
Leeloo, “The Fifth Element”
And here’s Milla Jovovich as the clueless DNA experiment who is said to be the Supreme Being and save mankind. Man, I miss this movie all of a sudden. It’s a really underrated sci-fi movie with a large enough amount of skin on the screen to make us sweat but also to be kind of kid-friendly.
Indisputably charming and sexy alien leader Anna, played by Morena Bacarin is everything a guy could ever want in an extraterrestrial GF. She does look very human on the outside, but we know it’s all just for show.
Xev Bellringer, “Lexx”
Xev Bellringer is a bio-engineered alien sex slave from the planet called P3K. Seriously, I am not making this up! Just look at this otherworldly bombshell – alluring by design, full luscious lips and the combined libido of a small country! What’s not to love? Well, maybe her “parents” – a morbidly obese lady and a lizard guy. But it’s the result that counts, right?
This alien just can’t get enough of… well, you know. All she wants is to get pregnant and have a terrifying alien baby, all while having fun killing her mates and transforming into a horrible looking monster. Let’s be real, you’d still try your luck, wouldn’t you?
Alice, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Do you remember Alice from the 2009 Transformers movie? I gotta be honest, I forgot all about her, which is weird, because I think I would’ve remembered this vixen. In the end it turns out she’s not only easy on the eye but also quite complex! And by that I mean she’s a shapeshifting Decepticon, and serves as the ultimate «personality over appearance» test.