Oh how the world has changed. Every day, the barrier between genders becomes smaller and smaller until one day, we’ll no longer have a concept of gender and we’ll all just be “human beings”. Imagine that.
Long gone are the days when only men were allowed to be domestically abusing drunk assholes, and no longer are women the only gender allowed to use their looks to live on an older person’s wealth. What a time to be alive. Gender equality has almost been reached people, just keep pushing a little further!
Let me help with the pushing. Ever since Caitlyn Jenner effectively proved men are better at being women than women, let’s take a closer look into this phenomenon and list some drag queens that are hotter than your girlfriend. Yours, not mine. It’s for gender equality.
Imagine being a drag queen in Texas. Farrah’s got that covered.
Joey Santolini has African American, Italian and Vietnamese roots. No wonder he/she looks so exotic!
Kurtis Dam-Mikkelsen (no relation to Mads), has an Instagram following of 640-something thousand people. Can we just take a moment to reflect on ourselves as a society that Instagram followers are used as a measure of relevance?
Also known as Paul Jason Dardo, Violet starred on RuPaul’s (see below) Drag Race and won the seventh season. I’m not sure if it’s an actual race where the drag queens run a few laps on high heels. I should’ve done more research, but I’m scared.
Shane Jenek is an Australian drag queen. You know, the country of Hugh Jackman, the Hemsworth brothers, Heath Ledger, …
Willam has no stage name. I get that. It’s hard enough to remember one name, imagine having to swap between two. Such a hassle!
Valentina is from Los Angeles and is named after Mexican hot sauce. My drag name would totally be “Ketchup”.
Fabian Rodriguez was booted out of the drag race pretty early, but has still remained positive about the entire experience. That’s very Naysha (HA!) of him!
Matthew James Lent, known as Pearl, grew up in Florida. He describes Pearl as a “Stepford wife robot bitch.”
Manila – Karl Westerberg during office hours – named herself after the Philippines’ capital city and their biggest island. His/her mother was born in the Philippines, so it’s a nice tribute to an undoubtedly special lady.
April, sometimes Jason, is a gorgeous drag queen that sadly had a very bad youth. His alcoholic father had a hard time accepting his 3 gay sons, so kudos to him for turning that into something good and making a life for himself.
This drag queen is so popular, there’s actually been a reddit thread to ask why she hasn’t been on that high heel lap racing thing RuPaul does. A REDDIT THREAD!
Pretty sure somewhere in the Bible it says “thou shalt not dress like the opposite gender”. The Catholics aren’t exactly known for being open-minded.
Derrick is a Britney Spears impersonator. He’s not a method actor though – back in 2007 he didn’t shave his head and he didn’t have a mental breakdown. I’ll have to deduct points for that.
Apparently, this guy/gal is the most known drag queen in the world.