Old people wearing see-through dresses, kids wearing “revealing” dresses… What’s next, cats eating dog food? These 7 crazy Hollywood celebs really need to work on their image, if they want to be taken seriously. Maybe they’re doing it to have fun, rather than to draw attention, because some of their over-the-top, ridiculous outfits are just way too cringe-worthy to be real.
1. Mariah Carey, 47
Looking at these pics, you’d never tell she’s a day over 30, but looks can be deceiving. Mariah Carey definitely has the body of a 25-year-old, even though she is 47, but who dresses up like that in their 40’s? There are hundreds of pics of Mariah wearing skimpy outfits, and, holy-moly, she likes to show off her cleavage. Coupled with her fake tan, and bling, this skin-tight outfit would look much better on a 20-year-old, not a 40+ cougar mom.
2. Honey Boo Boo, 11
That’s right, Honey Boo Boo is in this as well. You probably know why, since her most viral pics are those where she’s all dressed up like an adult. Alana Thompson became popular when she was 7, when her mom dressed her up in “sexy” outfits to win the child beauty pageant, Toddlers and Tiaras. After that she got her own reality show “Here Comes Honey BooBoo”. Between the heavy makeup and the “revealing” costumes, Alana certainly deserves a spot on this list.
3. Kylie Jenner, 19
Kylie likes to dress up as sexy as possible. It may not be a big deal right now, as she’s of age, but she’s been doing it for years. You can rest assured that if she manages to somehow stay relevant for 20 years, she’ll be trying to pull off the “Mariah Carey”.
4. Adele, 28
28 is that awkward middle, where you’re neither too old to dress young, nor too young to dress old. But why would you dress like you’re really a grandma in a 20 something’s, Adele? Sure, she does look classier than most on this list, but with a good decade or two ahead of her, she should at least dress like it sometimes. Take these dresses, for instance. They look like they’re made out of a cheap tablecloth.
5. Janice Dickinson, 61
61 is some serious mileage already, but when an elderly woman (a grandma, if you will), dresses up this provocatively – all hell breaks loose. You’re not 25, stop trying! These are just some of the many photos of Janice wearing tight clothes, with cleavage, and all that. Admittedly, she looks pretty good for her age, but definitely not good enough to pull off a look like that, without making at least some of the photographers sick.
6. Madonna, 58
I gotta be honest, I personally think Madonna can still pull off most of her attires, but the Internet thinks otherwise. Showing some skin isn’t always a sign of the person feeling slutty, and it does not always mean they are trying to look young, but sometimes that’s exactly how it looks. 58 is not the sexiest of years, Madonna, so just try not to overdo with your next outfit.
7. Mayim Bialik, 40
Are you a fan of the Big Bang Theory? If you are, you’ve seen Mayim Bialik like a hundred times on that show, but you probably didn’t realize that A) she’s FOURTY years old, and B) that’s pretty much exactly how she dresses up in real life. She even said: “I don’t wear pants, or like them; I’m a Jewish woman who’s made the decision to wear skirts, so I wear mostly skirts past the knee… I like army boots, I like peasant skirts – sometimes together!” Clearly, this woman does not care about style, but by not caring about it she actually created her own nerd-peasant-grandma style. Something ain’t right here. Or maybe it’s just me.