There’s no “accept and love your body” argument for some people. They’ll always have the need to “improve” it, by adding or removing various parts of it. That’s probably how we got cosmetic surgery in the first place. These people start small: Botox, breast implants, liposuction. But if they’re not completely satisfied with the results, they can always try and push that envelope even farther.
Here are 8 weirdos who wanted to look like celebs, animals, or aliens by taking those cosmetic surgeries way too far.
1. The Jessica Rabbit Wannabe
28 year old Penny Brown calls herself a “corset wearing, fake breasted, cosplay and fetish model.” What does that mean? Just look at the picture. It’s all there. She’s really trying to show off that hourglass body of Jessica Rabbit. And failing miserably, if you ask me. She initially wore the corset for four months, taking it off only to shower. As a result, she lost 15 inches off her waist! Oh, and, BTW, it’s generally a really bad idea to wear corset constantly, as your internal organs don’t like to be moved around.
2. The Cat Woman
You’ve probably seen her on so many ads, you’re sick of this disfigured face, just like I am, but in case this is your first encounter with this “cat lady”, you should know that so far she’s spent over $4 million to change her face. 4 freaking million dollars! Wanna hear how this woman came with this idea of becoming a cat?
In 1978 Jocelyn Wildenstein married some Alec dude who was really into cats, so she decided to become one herself, fearing that he’d leave her. Little did she know, 10 years later he dumped her stupid ass for a fresh Russian batch. Get some help, Jo, you psycho.
3. The Human Barbie Girl
Cute, isn’t she? Sure, with all these breast augmentations, ribs removal, facial surgeries, and impossible contact lenses Valeria Lukyanova looks pretty freaking weird. She’s known as the Human Barbie, but she prefers to think of herself as a celebrated DJ and a respected… spiritual leader? If she’s the leader, who are her followers?
4. Giraffe Woman
You’ve probably seen pics of some African women do this kind of thing to their necks, since it’s a staple of beauty in their culture, but why would this girl want to subject her body to this barbaric procedure? The answer is simple – she wants to be a giraffe. No kidding! Over 5 years ago, she decided she wanted to look like her favorite animal. Thankfully, she snapped out of this madness not so long ago and took off the rings. But her neck muscles have already atrophied a small bit, so she couldn’t keep her head straight for weeks. Nature may indeed be weird, but humans are even weirder sometimes!
5. The Genderless Alien
No, this is not a 22-year-old human male called Vinny Ohh, this is an idiot from California who has spent over $50,000 on more than 110 various procedures that transformed him into an alien. Vinny claims he is neither male nor female, which in this day and age just means he spends too much time of Tumblr, so the next logical step for him is to have his genitalia removed. And to that I say GO FOR IT! The less of your kind we have, the better.
6. The Male Kim Kardashian
Judging from the “before” picture, he used to be a regular guy, but now, 20-ish years later, he looks like a mutant potato! Well, he thinks he looks just like his favorite reality star Kim Kardashian. He’s done some work on his lips, slimmed the nose and pointed the chin, which in total cost him around $130,000. Why? Just… why?
7. The Guy Who Lived And Died For Justin Bieber
Finally someone’s gone and done it. Toby Sheldon, aka “Justin Bieber lookalike” spent 5 years and around $100,000 on numerous plastic surgeries, including chin reduction and eyelid modification, to look like JB. And then in 2015, the 35-year-old song-writer was found dead in a motel room in San Fernando Valley. Cause of death: regret over stupid life choices… and maybe possibly overdose after mixing painkillers and prescription drugs.
8. The Twins With Identical Surgeries
Emma and Sara are twins with daddy issues. “Our father is not proud of us at all,” one of the sisters said. That’s probably because you 2 suckers keep pumping iron as well as your tits and asses, wasting $25k surgeries that were supposed to make you look identical. So far the sisters have undergone 3 boob jobs, and have their lips “filled” on a regular basis.